Saturday, November 22, 2008

Warning, "Twilight" Spoilers Ahead!

I have something I need to say.

Edward: "Say it... Say it out loud."




--Twilight was a pretty terrible (and therefore, hilarious) movie.



I definitely wasn't expecting much coming into this movie, because, come on, did you see the trailer? I would burst out laughing every time it came on TV. But, I have to say, the film was actually worse than I thought it would be. Here's why:

1) The acting. It was so bad. Bella had the same look on her face the entire movie....whether she was being very.....slowly....kissed by Edward, or getting her leg snapped in two by James, the tracker-vampire.
And Edward, though very good-looking, just wasn't doing it for me. Ok, so he's supposed to be practically dead, but that didn't mean that he couldn't show more personality once in awhile. But he at least branched out a bit more than Bella....he had TWO different facial expressions: a) I am going to burst into tears at any moment and b) I think I am going to vomit everywhere and never stop.

2) The dialogue. Ok, since a lot of the books are looking inside Bella and we hear every stupid, needy, freak-of-nature thought of hers, I wasn't expecting much from the outward dialogue from the characters. But, I was hoping that they'd take the liberty to add a bit more in the movie, just for entertainment's sake. Well, I was definitely entertained by the few lines they decided to add...my favorite being, "You better hold on tight, you spidermonkey!" (I audibly yelled "What?!!" when that one was said.) I definitely had a few lines to add of my own, especially after "Since when do vampires play baseball?" I think it would have been very appropriate to add, "And since when do vampires wear uniforms to play baseball?" (tight pants included?!).

3) The soundtrack. The cheesy, ridiculous, soundtrack I think is what really did this movie in. I mean, I can handle a bit of bad acting and dialogue (seriously, it is a movie about teenage vampires), but the choice of music really amped up the camp in this one. For example, when the Cullens first enter the school cafeteria, I swear a Stevie Nicks song was playing in the background. I was just waiting for Stevie to begin to warble "Just like the white wing dove sings the song sounds like they're singin'....OOOH BABY, OOOH, BABY OOO!" And did they really think that we wouldn't know who the bad guy in the movie was? They felt like they had to remind us who the enemies were by bringing up the electric guitar in the background!

Ok, I feel better. Granted, I highly enjoyed myself while watching this movie. I barely had time to breathe, I was laughing so hard. It was definitely an unforgettable experience.

In all seriousness, I sincerely apologize to anyone who just absolutely loved this movie...and there's only one reason why you would--you were just so obsessed and in love with the books that all you cared about that the hormonal love story was played out on screen and it didn't matter how good it was. It was everything you hoped for and more. I think I agree with one critic who basically said that they worried so much about sticking to the book, that they didn't try to make it a better movie.

Glad that's off my chest.
Thank you for letting me say what I needed to say.

Friday, November 14, 2008

Gonna Party Like It's My Burfday...

So, I'm 23 now. Interesing. A lot of people ask me how my birthday was, so I thought I would document it on here.
Well, I was definitely awake once midnight hit...because I was, of course, working. At about 2 am, my co-workers brought out a whole bunch of chocolate cupcakes and lit some candles. I blew 'em out, and tried not to spit all over them. I spent the morning eating and working and bossing people around until 7:25. I made my second TV debut, but instead of dancing like a fool, I ate yams. I did a cooking segment with our weather lady, Debbie. And by "did a cooking segment" it means I blew out some more candles and ate yams in the background while the anchors did the cooking. Seriously, I should pursue a career of eating on TV. (I'm also available to show off my dance moves, yet again....but this time without a costume.)
After work, I went to Institute. My co-worker (Jen) brought the leftover cupcakes to class, and made everyone sing to me. Here was my favorite conversation of the day....we had a very old man as our substitute and after the birthday song...here's what happened:
Very Old Man Substitute Teacher: "So, how old are you today?"
Birthday Girl: "Twenty-three."
VOMST: "Twenty-three and still single?"
BG: "Heh....yep."
And a hush fell over the crowd. Really, was that necessary? Haha I was so caught off guard by the question, that I forgot to say something witty...like..."You better believe it!" or "In your dreams!" or....you know, something that didn't make me feel/look like an idiot to the 12 other people in the room.
After giving away the remaining cupcakes, I was tired of eating just sugar...so I took myself out to breakfast at Einstein Bagels (which is conveniently located near my home). After breakfast, I opened one of the boxes my mom sent me for my birthday: it contained some of my old books from home that I requested. (I'm still waiting for the other presents to arrive, but I somehow think they got lost in the mail, since I think she sent them a week ago.) I talked to the woman who gave birth to me for an hour, then decided I should take a shower. Then, of course I went to sleep.
When I woke up at 7pm, I found my living room decorated with streamers....and a man! My new boyfriend. Well, it was a cardboard cut-out of Superman, which was probably better than a real man anyway (I was in my p'jams after all). It was time for Bones, (featuring my number one TV boyfriend Booth....who was coincidentally also celebrating his birthday...meaning that of course we really are meant to be together) and Megan came home with dinner! It was Hires, yum. Unfortunately, I dug in probably a little sooner than I should and the meal didn't sit too well with me. But it still tasted good. Then my father called...and after chatting with him, I decided to sleep the rest of the meal off. So, sorry if you called me that night, I had my phone on silent. After the nap...it was back to work!
So how's that for a birthday, eh? You know, it could have very well been an ordinary day. But, I did what I wanted, when I wanted (for the most part). And I didn't have to dress up or impress anyone...I just stayed in my pajamas. And it was glorious. So, thanks to everyone who made it a great day!
(and technically, my birthday's still going....I'm partying down in Provo this weekend...and I still have a box coming...)

Monday, November 3, 2008

I Guess I Got Tagged...

And I guess that means I should do it. I mean, I don't have to, but I told Christina I would so I am. It's taken me awhile to even notice that I got tagged, or to even know what to do with it. So, I will do as asked and...do it....

7 TV Shows I Love to Watch:
(this one should be easy and pay no attention to the order)
1) Chuck
2) Heroes
3) LOST
4) Bones
5) The Office
6) Pushing Daisies
7) The Simpsons (the older ones, of course)

7 Things that Happened Yesterday:
1) Took a shower
2) Read Harry Potter 7 for a few hours
3) Went to Church
4) Ate dinner
5) Watched part of "The Importance of Being Earnest"
6) Watched the CES Fireside
7) Fell asleep during the CES Fireside

7 Favorite Places to Eat:
(I don't know why this is hard for me...)
1) Guru's in Provo
2) Costa Vida
3) Johnnie's (oh how I wish that place was everywhere and not just OKC!)
4) Chili's
5) El Chico
6) Rubio's (I've only eat there once, but for some reason I keep dreaming of their food)
7) Fast food...I'll pretty much eat anywhere (ok that's a lie, but I like to think that anyway)

7 Things I'm Looking Forward To:
1) Being my own boss and writing what I want, when I want
2) My family (and my adorable niece) coming to visit me this month!!!!
3) My little brother coming home from his mission
4) Knowing what I REALLY want to do with my life
5) Actually getting to know people in my ward, and actually making friends
6) Working a job that happens in the day time
7) The new LOST season

7 Things on My Wish List:
1) I wish I could go home and be with my family for Christmas
2) I wish I could have a normal sleeping schedule
3) I wish I could write a really great book
4) I wish I could really write a really great movie, or at least work on one
5) I wish I could finally write the two really awesome songs I have in my head, but I think I'm too scared to just sit down and do it
6) I wish all my friends from Provo could move up to SLC with me
7) I wish I could take a vacation

The next category is "7 People I Tag" but I don't think I know of 7 people to tag....so I won't.
Um, so there are some insights into my ever so exciting life. Sorry it's lame. :)